Facts about Chuck Norris
Posted by halibut on January 24, 2006
Found at this site, 5 pages of useful Chuck Norris trivia.
Here are a few examples;
- Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris’ fists is inside his own body.
- The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
- It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Hilarious!!
- Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
